kevin\ federline

1. (kevin federline) (1198↑, 89↓)

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a [douche]. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him [rim jobs]. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

Author: SxY bEAsT http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1060181

2. (kevin federline) (751↑, 95↓)

Poor, trailor trash, shallow wigga who left his pregnant, afro-american wife (Shar Jackson-whom he has a couple kids with)for pop sensation Britney Spears cuz she's cuter and has a lot more money.

Kev Federline thinks he's the next Eminem, what a joke.

Author: lovezit http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1173421

3. (kevin federline) (586↑, 46↓)

verb (also federline) 1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future 2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure 3. To hoodwink noun 1. A talentless shit stain

(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months. (v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me\! Gee\! (n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius. - You's a kevin federline, duke.

Author: Jeff T http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1368892

4. (Kevin Federline) (389↑, 53↓)

White Trash Wigger married to Britney Spears. Also knocked-up some dumb bitch twice before knocking-up Britney.

Diana: That Kevin Federline is a Wigger and looks trashy Anita: Like, I, totally agree

Author: Wapanese are so not welcome in Japan http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1293033

5. (kevin federline) (361↑, 36↓)

free loader, Someone who takes advantage of desperate and lonely pop/teen idols .

" Oh man\!\!\!\!, that guys's such a Kevin Federline\!\!\!"

Author: deb-z-z-z http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1406134

6. (kevin federline) (308↑, 26↓)

AKA Mr. Britney Spears One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.

Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today? Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower. Kevin: Ok, I won't. Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right? Kevin: Yeah. Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day. Kevin: Um...ok. Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh\! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

Author: bigtones http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1768462

7. (kevin federline) (290↑, 23↓)

Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha\!

kevin federline came from a trailer

Author: chazzy\!\!\! http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1650375

8. (kevin federline) (180↑, 16↓)

The best punchline for any joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? ...Kevin Federline HAHAHAHAHAH Three guys walked into a bar.. The third one was Kevin Federline. HAHAHAHAHAH Why did the chicken cross the road? Kevin Federline. HAHAHAHAHAH How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb? Kevin Federline. HAHAHAHAHAH Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline." HAHAHAHAHAH If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck. HAHAHAHAHAH Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her. HAHAHAHAHAH

Author: Jon and Chris http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1948515

9. (Kevin Federline) (208↑, 53↓)

The man who was actually fuckin' pathetic enough to marry Britney Spears. Thinks he's gonna make fame for himself. This kills me. Hehehehe.

"Man, that Kevin Federline, what a fuckin' joke."

Author: Quack Quack http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1283663

10. (Kevin Federline) (167↑, 36↓)

A term [Kevin Federline] can have many meanings, such as 1. a deadly combination [douche], [pothead], and [gold-digger] whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him 2. an [underemployed], [white] man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; [Eminem] is his inspiration 3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a [wifebeater] when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an [Amazon Rainforest] of [armpits]

Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school\! Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline\! Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school. Sheila: That's my little boy.

Author: Kenny McCor http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1823455

11. (Kevin Federline) (108↑, 42↓)

The poster boy for [pre-nup]s and having a good divorce [lawyer]. [Britney Spears] should kiss the ground that she got rid of this [loser] as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she \>thinking\< when she married him in the first place?\!) Going the other way, [K-fed] is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.

Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.

Author: Action Man http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2343641

12. (kevin federline) (86↑, 32↓)

A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.

Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music. Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.

Author: INyourFace http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/1956813

13. (kevin federline) (54↑, 16↓)

douchebag extrodinaire. thank god britney spears dumped him, at least she had a little bit of her common sense left.

If I had to choose who won Douchebag of the year, 2006, I'd say kevin federline where are all the definetions of kevin federline? here under[douchebag]

Author: DizzyLizzy http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2158285

14. (kevin federline) (35↑, 8↓)

The reason why vasectomies were invented.

K-Fed got Brit pregnant again? Well, everyone is good at something. For Kevin Federline, knocking up women is his only talent because we all know he can't rap\!

Author: sheneneh http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2685926

15. (kevin federline) (32↑, 9↓)

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money

lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline

Author: ajb18 http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2762689

16. (kevin federline) (28↑, 8↓)

1) A bottom feeder that feeds on feces off the bottom of dirty fish tanks. In its natural habitat, can be seen wearing wifebeater, acting black. This creature draws attention to itself by "rapping." 2) Inability to read, write, or rap. Basically an imbecile.

mom: study or you will become a Kevin Federline in the future.

Author: Smart Guy Period http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2673339

17. (Kevin Federline) (34↑, 16↓)

Scumbag. Whitetrash. Loser. Mooch. The exhusband of whitetrash, whore, Brittany Spears. She is the ONLY reason he has any money whatsoever. They belonged together and were two peas in a pod. He thinks he possesses any talent but is just a loser who can't even rap, which isnt all that difficult. Lowlife. Tummyrot.

Kevin Federline is the richest loser and freeloader in the country.

Author: krock1dk http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2614342

18. (kevin federline) (20↑, 6↓)

Currently the \#1 reason why eugenics must be implemented as soon as possible. If you don't know what [eugenics] is, look it up.

The last thing we need is dumb wiggers like kevin federline breeding with dumb bitches like britney spears. Sterilize these fuckers already.

Author: The Bad Guy http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/2272375

19. (kevin federline) (19↑, 7↓)

A no-good, lazy bum who made a name for himself only by marrying rich and more famous, Brittany Spears. He is an aspiring rapper, but will never amount to any talent or good whatsoever.

Kevin Federline is a posterchild for urban whitetrash.

Author: krock1dk http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/3111212

20. (Kevin Federline) (13↑, 8↓)

A former husband of Britney Spears. Kevin Federline is many times confused with Roger Federer(A professional tennis player). The theory behind this problem is that 2 individuals with similar last names became famous around the same time. This type of problem has also happened in the past. Examples.... The word "Rush" became very popular in the 80's Rush Limbaugh Simon RushDie The return of the hard rock band "Rush" Other recent events... Evan Longoria(Baseball) Eva Longoria(Desperate Housewives)

Bob: Kevin Federline is about to beat Nadal\! Mike: Don't you mean Roger Federer?\!

Author: silentthread http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/5192040

21. (kevin federline) (76↑, 363↓)

luckiest bastard in the world. the man you wish you were right now.

Kevin Fedrline is banging Britney Spears, you're not.

Author: v1cious http://kevin-federline.urbanup.com/945540

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Last updated: 2012.03.01